We know a guy that knows a guy: if anyone says their coffee is fresher than ours they just lied to you and you should slap them for being a liar!
From the farm to your door in no time. We Get Fresh Stock in Constantly COFFEE HACK: The More you order the less likely you will ever run out.
We suggest the sharpest, most manliest machete you can afford: Preferably forged in some dying star. If not... Scissors should work (just don't use your teeth unless your the shark).
Pot and Lid or use a popcorn Air Popper, either way you can roast by color using our chart and get perfect custom YOU roast every time (We don't suggest this device?).
Allow the beans to cool in the open, hopefully sending jealousy-inducing wafts of goodness into the neighbor’s yard. We Suggest a full 12 hour rest before Storage.
Brewing is the tricky part, Which brewing tool is best? The best tool is what ever tool you think is best will be the best tool to use when brewing Your Own Custom Roasts (Yea we said it).